What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

My girlfriend lied and said she never gave oral until me. She was very skilled. I’m upset with her lying. Do I dump her?

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Dr No

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

-”Ah so!”

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why are there so many single moms in America?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

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